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December 7th, 2005
11:28 am
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For those of you who work over the phone a lot...
Worst Job Ever (embedded .wmv, strong language warning)

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July 29th, 2004
08:59 am
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That's no moon...
Cassini finds the deathstar

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June 10th, 2004
06:18 am
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If you build it, they will come...
Kaaaneeeedaaaaa!

Now where do I get the stickers and such for it?

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May 14th, 2003
11:30 am
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Low miles, never ridden in the rain....
Yeah right. Put down about fifty backroad miles today in a downpour. Stood and regarded a llama farm in the rain for a bit. Discovered a little diner in the middle of nowhere that makes a mean omlette, and discussed the finer points of a properly crowned roadway with Jerry, who apparently does such things. All in all, a pretty good day, and it's not even noon yet.

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April 13th, 2003
08:56 am
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Because everyone seems to be doing it.
I scored
35¼%
on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!
Take the test here!


Obviously I haven't been trying hard enough lately. Plans for the summer: Abandon heterosexuality, and fuck a priest.

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February 24th, 2003
09:49 am
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Qotd
The universe doesn't have laws.
It has habits.
And habits can be broken.

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January 25th, 2003
08:10 am
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Herm...
Hey, this ship's pretty nice now that all the rats have left.

Current Mood: Sinking

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November 25th, 2002
03:31 am
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To hell with flies, we gonna catch us a plane :)

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September 10th, 2002
05:04 pm
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Limited time offer! Act now!
Yes, a rant about spam. How original, I know. Bear with me.
What I have here is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own a commemorative watch, which features small extra dials frozen at the exact time of each major event on 9/11/01. They're even marked, "tower 1", "tower 2", "pentagon", etc. I pondered this for a few minutes. Why, I thought, would a person even *consider* wearing one of these? It seems to me many people strongly desire to cling to the trauma of it all. Conclusion: People aren't getting enough trauma.

I see an opportunity here, a way to fill the needs of the people. I see aninterestinglife.com. For a small yearly fee we will, at random times, inflict trauma upon your life. Burn down the garage at 4am, send threatening letters, mug, stalk, etc. Generally making sure you always have something to be Deeply Concerned about.

I'm writing up the mission statement right now. Who's with me?

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July 18th, 2002
05:22 pm
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That didn't just happen, did it?
Ok, so I wake up and read the news, and various ljs. A lot of it seems to be about various government attacks on our freedom. Then on to surf a couple of gun boards. Many people stockpiling weapons and ammo and such, preparing for the oncoming struggle. (I won't go into my "Billy Bob and his AR vs. the freaking military" rant here) So after all this, the raccoon under the house wanders by....with a water pistol in his mouth. The fucking *raccoon* is stockpiling arms. I'm just boggled.

And yes, for those of you wondering, this raccoon *is* my only friend in olympia. Oly sucks.

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