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Yes, a rant about spam. How original, I know. Bear with me.
What I have here is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own a commemorative watch, which features small extra dials frozen at the exact time of each major event on 9/11/01. They're even marked, "tower 1", "tower 2", "pentagon", etc. I pondered this for a few minutes. Why, I thought, would a person even *consider* wearing one of these? It seems to me many people strongly desire to cling to the trauma of it all. Conclusion: People aren't getting enough trauma.
I see an opportunity here, a way to fill the needs of the people. I see aninterestinglife.com. For a small yearly fee we will, at random times, inflict trauma upon your life. Burn down the garage at 4am, send threatening letters, mug, stalk, etc. Generally making sure you always have something to be Deeply Concerned about.
I'm writing up the mission statement right now. Who's with me?